I admire what you're doing for the planet by driving cars that get a godzillion miles to the gallon. That said, I'd like to offer you a word of advice: You should refrain from getting a vanity plate* that makes it seem as though you're trying to look tough.
You're driving a smart car. You're not tough. It's okay that you're not tough, but you're not. Your vanity plate should read something like TRE HGR or something instead.
Much love,
Native Minnow
*If, however, this plate isn't about looking tough, but is referring to your favorite activity**, then please disregard this.
**But that's pretty gay if that's the case.
