In case you can't see it on the picture, I've transcribed the text below. The underlined bits are where Roommate filled in the blanks with his lyrics. (Mad-Libs: They're not just for kids anymore!)
My Reese's Puffs Rap
That peanut butter chocolate Mother Fucker
Is the shit that I fuck that makes me cream
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl, in your bowl
Recognize the taste that I shit on your plate
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs,
Wow peanut butter chocolate motherfucker
So crucial to my pussy ass vernacular
That peanut butter jizz is oh so spectacular!
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs
My Reese's Puffs are up in your rectum
Each peanut butter orb is fucking balls deep
Reese's Puffs, Reese's Puffs, in your bowl
In your bowl. Watch me creep . . . Mother Fucker!
I don't know about you, but I think this baby is going platinum.
10 comments:
Sounds like a hit to me.
I'm almost embarrassed to admit, I didn't know Reese's Puffs existed. MUST TRY !!!
uhoh... Kanye ain't gonna like this too much... :)
First, I had no idea Reese's Puffs exsited. Good Lord.
Second, I spit my OATMEAL out reading the rest of your post.
Stick with your day job. This rap was far too clean.
i think i've lost any appetite for reese's puffs lol
The DJ Name Mixer sucks:
1. Elm Gryffyn
2. Catwoman L
Oh, right, your "roommate" did this.
Oh boy.
I think the last line should be
Motha fucka rather than mother fucker....
just saying....
Heff, you won't be disappointed
Anomalie, does Kanye like anything?
Boxer, I've tried to make myself eat oatmeal. I even succeed at it about once a month.
Michele, I like the first choice best
Lillie, would I lie? You know I'm not creative enough to come up with lyrics like "recognize the taste that I shit on your plate"
Kimberly, don't hate ;-)
Nobich, I totally agree with you
of course Kanye likes things... like hard liquor, p*$$y, and argyle. Everybody knows that.
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