Oh, HI THERE. You thought I'd died, didn't you? I didn't die, I just moved to Iowa, so I only WANT to die (because it's so flat here and there's never anything to look at on the horizon). Don't feel too bad for me though, I'm running away to Mexico for half the winter. Leaving on Friday. Already have my envelope of pesos filled up and ready to go. I can't wait.
That's all. I'm sure there are other things you'd like to know, but it'll have to wait. Adios, Bitchachos!