These days it seems as though I've lived a lonely lifetime
This morning I was washing my hands in the men's room when a midget with a mullet walked in. At first I was amused. Then I realized that he probably still gets more action than me.
Make that definitely gets more action than me. It's not hard to get more than zero. If he's even had a girl tell him he's cute, even if she meant it in a "you're-not-really-cute-but-the-fact-that-you-look-like-that-and-think-it's-cool-when-it's-clearly-not-makes-you-cute-in-an-I-totally-do-NOT-want-to-sleep-with-you" kind of way, within the past year, that's still more action than I get.
Tsk-tsk, Minnow... that's a tragedy... and a lie, fool (connotation for that word being the one used most often by Hispanic thugs... you know, as a term of endearment). You have gotten attention from girls. I mean, you even got pictures from one...
And.. to bring up another point, would you really want to action that a midget with a mullet could get ?(aside from Verne Troyer or Wee man, since they're famous and all)
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Make that definitely gets more action than me. It's not hard to get more than zero. If he's even had a girl tell him he's cute, even if she meant it in a "you're-not-really-cute-but-the-fact-that-you-look-like-that-and-think-it's-cool-when-it's-clearly-not-makes-you-cute-in-an-I-totally-do-NOT-want-to-sleep-with-you" kind of way, within the past year, that's still more action than I get.
Tsk-tsk, Minnow... that's a tragedy... and a lie, fool (connotation for that word being the one used most often by Hispanic thugs... you know, as a term of endearment). You have gotten attention from girls. I mean, you even got pictures from one...
Yeah NM..
how can you possibly forget about the girl posing in the pleather and red bra?
that was action....action not taken, but potential action all the same.
And.. to bring up another point, would you really want to action that a midget with a mullet could get ?(aside from Verne Troyer or Wee man, since they're famous and all)
Ok, fine. You guys win. Thanks for setting me straight.
The mullet haired midget can have pleather/red bra girl.
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