Monday, December 10, 2007

Professor, what's another name for pirate treasure?

Friend: I told [Her Mom] to stop giving [Her] money all the time because all she does is use it to pay for her booty calls.

Me: Hmmm. See if you can get [Her Mom] to start paying for mine.

8 comments:

Upset Waitress said...

This is one of those "You had to have been there". :)

Native Minnow said...

Sorry, but it's all I felt like putting together today. I just thought it would be funny to ask someone's mom to pay for a booty call.

~Kris said...

There must be a lot of this going on...
:)

Joanna Cake said...

Im confused. Are you still hung over?

Jenny said...

Cake - percocet. Clearly, the perc.

Karen said...

I'm sure you don't need to pay for it....Do you?

2 Dollar Productions said...

Hell, a cab ride can't be that expensive, right? Maybe.

Michele said...

Your comments are almost better than your entry.

you live in Vegas where the streets are littered with sluts--a 5 dollar drink should get you something.