I awoke this morning to the sound of the bedroom door opening. In walked Mr. M.
Me: Good morning kiddo.
Mr. M.: Good morning Dad.
Me: Is Togers awake?
Mr. M.: No.
Me: Is Tortellini awake?
Mr. M.: No.
Me: Is Grandma up? Or Grandpa?
Mr. M.: No.
Me: How do you know?
Mr. M.: I know all that stuff.
Me: You do?
Mr. M.: Yeah. I know a lot of stuff.
Me: Ok then, what's the square root of pi?
Mr. M. (in a condescending tone): Pie is round, and you put stuff in it.
13 comments:
Dude, if you think posting short story about your kid is going to help your situation, I think you're wrong.... if I were you, I'd be working on a Mute Monday, 'cuz I'm smelling tar and feathers......
I can't believe that YOU of all people didn't know pie was round! DUH!
that's you told then....
He's a cutie but I'm with Boxer....you promised pictures this week. After that long ass post on the weekend which turned out to be a joke I would think you would be toeing the line today young man :)
No salvation for YOU today Minnow!
Do you feel the sharks a snappin?!
That's a better answer than I would have given. By far.
Nice short post this time eh? How much hate mail did you get? Pffft.
This isn't relevant to your post, but thought the only other teetotaler ecologist in the world might appreciate this
That's one sharp kiddo.
ha, love it. pie IS round, obviously!
You need your ass kicked for that other post......
Haha.
Hmmmm 3 days and not a peep. Golly I hope someone didn't come over there and beat your ass and you're not in the hospital or better yet cut your hands off. Really, I hope yer OK :)
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