Friend: Are you planning on going to Mexico for the [meeting] in January?
Me: I'd kind of like to go, but I don't think I can afford it.
Friend: What do you mean you can't afford it? There are grants you can apply for, so it wouldn't cost you anything. And, if you ever want to visit Mexico, this would be the place to visit.
Me: The grants aren't going to cover everything. But, after the meeting we could go down to the vacation spot a few miles away and hit on all the girls who are there.
Friend: Wait, you want vacation sex?
Me: Sure. Why not?
Friend: We live in the capital of vacation sex. If that's all you want, there's no need to go all the way to Mexico.
Sounds like I need to start spending some more time hanging out on The Strip.