Thursday, November 13, 2008

The truth will not set you free, it's ok to believe that you're not good enough

Me: Hello?

Ex-Wife: [Mr M] has something to tell you.

Me: Ok, put him on the phone.

Mr M: Dad, did you know that if you have a whole bunch of kids, and you don't want all of 'em then you can kill one?

Me: Nope. I didn't know that.

Mr M: You can. And you get to choose which one you want to kill.

Me: Wow. So which one of you guys do I want to choose?

Ex-Wife: He just rolled his eyes and handed me the phone.

7 comments:

A.B. said...

public schools in Utah are scar-wee.

I think you gave a great answer.

BSH ADMIN said...

Was that a very special episode about Choice?

Kris said...

I didn't know that....

Crystal said...

Where does Mr. M go to school? Can I take my kid there?

Bunny Hugger said...

I didn't realize that the joy of killing babies was so widespread. And here I thought it was taboo..

2 Dollar Productions said...

What the hell channel was Mr. M watching? This seems like some serious misinformation, although you can abandon children up to 18 years old in Nebraska legally. Seriously.

deputymomof6 said...

Yeah, I was going to move to Nebraska after that and ditch some of my teens. :)

And that was NOT a Utah school.