Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Santa's sweaty and he smells like beer

I've got nothing. So once again I'm going to resort to potty humor. Here's my list of inappropriate Christmas songs:

I Saw Mommy Humping Santa Claus

Jingle Ball Rock

Frosty the Crackhead

I'm Dreaming Of A White Hooker

Angels We Have Heard Are High (on meth)

Rudolf the Racist Reindeer

Silver Balls

I Came Upon A Midnight Clear


BSH ADMIN said...

Jingle Bell Cock

2 Dollar Productions said...

Wait, are these actual songs? If so, then you should have posted some lyrics . . .

Native Minnow said...

BSH, that's a great one. I wish I'd have thought of that.

$2, they are not actual songs. I'm just being retarded. But I could probably come up with some lyrics for some of them.

Anonymous said...

Oh Little Whore from Bethlehem

silentkid said...

My favorite one is Angels We Have Heard Are High (on meth) because I thought of it. When I was high. On meth.