Friend: You still at the office?
Me: Yeah. I probably will be until around 7 tonight. Unless I decide to go to the gym. I probably should do the latter. Work off this flab that seems to want to accumulate on various parts of my body.
Friend: The old man is starting to catch up huh?
Me: Catch up? I think he's taken over. Completely.
Friend: Welcome to the old man club my brotha!!!
Me: I don't want to be in the old man club. That means I'll have to start hanging out in locker rooms and talking to people while I'm naked*. Isn't that what all old men do?
*This idea fresh in my mind after reading 2 Dollar Productions the other day.