I'm looking at the clock, and it's 12:12. I'm still in bed. I have a cold that won't go away, so I figured I'd sleep all morning long and see if that helped. It might have. I may sleep all afternoon just to be sure though.
But that's beside the point*. I bring it up because it reminded me of lunch the other day. When my friend and I had finished, our server brought the bill.
Friend: Hmm. Our bill came to $24.24.
Me: That's interesting. Let's just have him split it.
Me: You take the first twenty-four, and I'll take the second.
Friend: . . .
*Unless the point was to try and get sympathy. Which it might have been. Come on. Give it up.