Thursday, April 16, 2009

Now whip it into shape, shape it up, get straight, go forward, move ahead, try to detect it, it's not too late to whip it, whip it good

Me: I deleted my myspace profile today. I've been thinking about quitting blogging too.

Flieswithoutwings: Whaaaaaa? You can't do that.

Me: Well, the only reason I kept my myspace page this long was so I could stay in better contact with [Girl Who Wouldn't Be My Girlfriend], but she'll just have to call or contact me through facebook if she wants to talk. I waste too much time online and that's one less thing now. Besides, I don't feel like I'm as funny as I used to be. I feel like I've lost it and maybe it's time to go.

Flieswithoutwings: You've got one of the better blogs I've seen. Plus, you seem to have a pretty good following. You just need to quit worrying about girls so much.

Me: You're probably right. It does seem like I put a lot of energy into that. Especially on my blog. I must seem desperate.

Flieswithoutwings: Just remember, you've got to whip that pussy. Don't let the pussy whip you.

Flieswithoutwings: [Wife] just hit me for saying that.

13 comments:

silentkid said...

Don't quit your blog. I like it. You should quit Twitter, though. Twitter is gay.

repliderium.com said...

I think you have nice friends.

steph said...

awesome.

don't delete your blog...i think we all go through it, but keep it going!!!

AND, i am still on the fence about myspace. i just can't decide.

Manuel said...

no no...no rash decisions.....settle yerself man dear...

flieswithoutwings said...

I believe it's a line from "The Distinguished Gentleman" that we used to quote when we were teenagers.

The time seemed right to bring it back.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Dude -If you quit blogging I would miss it.

TROLL Y2K said...

I'd rate your blog a 7. It might get even better if you stay away from myspace and facebook and the rest of that ghey garbage.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Probably a good idea canning Myspace as you're right about only having so much time online. But you can definitely handle a blog & Facebook. That seems reasonable . . .

And I haven't heard that pussy line for a long time & it was good for a laugh. So thanks.

Amber said...

I deleted my myspace too - no one even did anything on it anymore, it was pretty lame. But I don't think you give yourself enough credit, your blog is still very funny and I agree, you have a great following. :)

Boxer said...

I have a facebook page, I have no idea why. A friend needed me to check out something for him and the only way was to join. So I loaded up my dog "videos" and then my cousins found me. EEEEK.

I prefer blogging because it's more anonymous and creative.

You can't quit. How else will I get music?

Heff said...

I agree with Flieswithoutwings. Whip it !

And I agree with Troll as well. Myspace & Facebook SUUUCK.

girl with no name said...

the people have spoken. no blog-quitting for you!

Bunny Hugger said...

But if you quit you will be like me.