Mr M: Grandpa, could you, like, go turn on the TV so I can watch cartoons downstairs?
Grandpa: I don't know if your dad wants you to watch cartoons. Better go ask him.
Mr M: Dad, do you care if I watch cartoons?
Me: Go for it.
Grandpa (who apparently didn't want to go downstairs): Shit. Bastard.
Mr M: I am definitely not one of those.