Friday, May 01, 2009

Well it's been a good time trying to have a good time and for a time it seemed to be okay

I had dinner Tuesday night with the girl I took to the Travis concert. A few of my friends told me it was crucial that I make a move, or else I'd be relegated to friend status forever.

I didn't make a move*.

The next day I told my friend, "I didn't even try to kiss her goodnight. Now she probably thinks I'm gay."

He said, "I'm starting to think you are too. Maybe it's time to face facts."











*I blame the homeless** woman for coming up and begging for change right as I walked her to her car.

**Nothing ruins a moment quite like the homeless.

12 comments:

Amber said...

don't give up hope, it's not too late, but definitely make some sort of move next time.

BSH ADMIN said...

Yeah, I kind of feel like you might be missing the window here. Have you tried getting REALLY DRUNK before your dates? That always worked well for me.

2 Dollar Productions said...

You must overcome the homeless, swine flu and anything else that gets in your way. Stay focused. Pep talk is over, but even if the move is half-hearted, one needs to be made. It's a moral imperative.

TROLL Y2K said...

I'm pretty sure I've never spent money on a date before the ultimate move had already been executed.

Sex first, THEN date, grasshopper.

repliderium.com said...

SHE could have kissed YOU. Maybe SHE'S gay?

Anonymous said...

the homeless do ruin a lot of good things. good luck gettin' yer dick wet.

Boxer said...

I love Boy Blogs.

Anonymous said...

Maybe you shouldn't take her on a date in North Las Vegas...

steph said...

oh no! no moves???? sigh.

Bunny Hugger said...

Okay I'm going to agree, maybe you should just ask her if SHES gay. That will start a conversation.

Bill From Gainesville said...

Damn no good homeless ....

Lightning Strikes said...

Damn the bad luck...defintely make the move next time....if you're lucky enough to have a next time lol