Friday, June 05, 2009

Do you know the muffin man?

After I had just finished eating a cookie for dessert at lunch yesterday:

Friend: Eat that last muffin.

Me: I can't.

Friend: It's yours. Eat it.

Me: Can't.

Friend: You can't let it go to waste. Eat it.

Me: I can't. I'm too full. Besides, it'll ruin my chocolate chip cookie mouth.

Friend: That might be the gayest thing you've ever said.


Heff said...

Hmmmm. I'm pretty sure you're ok. "Gayer" things HAVE been said. said...

I'm sooooo jealous of your chocolate chip mouth- after having my wisdoms pulled I have gross puss blood mouth right now.

kmwthay said...

Now gay would have been something like 'no, I can't because I'm trying to watch my waistline.'

TROLL Y2K said...

"Muffins go right to my thighs".

steph said...

a chocolate chip cookie mouth, i love it.

2 Dollar Productions said...

I'm sure you can top that, but it probably sounded more reasonable in your head then when it was said out loud. Ha.

Anonymous said...

I've never known any straight guys who would pass up 'eating a muffin!' You're definitely gay!