Thursday, November 19, 2009

So hot, so cold

Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend: You're hot as a biologist.

Me: As a biologist?

GWWBMG: And you're hot as a Ph. D.

Me: Why can't I just be hot, without the qualifiers?

GWWBMG: Because there are certain things you wouldn't be hot as. You wouldn't be hot as a waiter.


Great. I guess that means I'm biology hot.

10 comments:

steph said...

hmmmm.....

Bill From Gainesville said...

Dude, Girl that won't be your girlfriend sure does hang out with you alot. Maybe you can be her boyfriend with out her knowing? Kind of like a Stealth Boy friend ... I am actually Mary Louise Parker's Boyfriend myself, (of course she doesn't know so dont tell her)

Boxer said...

we ALL need the qualifiers.

I told Mr. Boxer recently I'm still married to him because he hasn't lost his hair and gotten fat. He said "does that mean you WOULD have left if I was bald and fat?" and I said "If you were rich, I would stay." See? Work that Pd.D!!

Lindsay-Weaver said...

shouldn't "Biology hot" be in link form? I swear I read another post about a girl who was "biology hot". lol

Love the abbreviation: GWWBMG lol ;)

The Chase Files said...

I like that description: "Biology hot!" I'm going to use it on all of the hot biologists I know.

2 Dollar Productions said...

That's still a compliment. Hell, everything has a qualifier attached to it in life. Ha.

Native Minnow said...

I put the link in. Happy now?

Amber said...

it also means you should never be a waiter

Gypsy said...

Isn't Hot just Hot? I always thought so but what do I know?

BSH ADMIN said...

You're also president-impersonator-hot.