Girl Who Won't Be My Girlfriend: You're hot as a biologist.
Me: As a biologist?
GWWBMG: And you're hot as a Ph. D.
Me: Why can't I just be hot, without the qualifiers?
GWWBMG: Because there are certain things you wouldn't be hot as. You wouldn't be hot as a waiter.
Great. I guess that means I'm biology hot.