Sunday evening I watched Avatar. Before leaving the house, I posted the following on my Twitter feed (in case you missed it): As if I haven't been watching enough movies lately, I'm going to finish tonight off by going to see Avatar in IMAX 3D. Should be cool.
Someone direct messaged me, initiating the following exchange:
Her: SHOULD be cool? Should be?!!!!
Me: Hahaha. Fine. Definitely will be cool. In fact, I'm betting that all five of my senses achieve orgasm*. Is that better?
Her: Ok, now I'm worried about your level of expectation. Let's just say you'll likely want to fuck a blue alien after and call it even
Me: But how is that going to be different from any other day?
Her: Cause you'll want to do it in IMAX 3D. Duh.
She was right. I came out of there totally wanting to do a ten foot tall, blue alien girl with cat-like features.
*I totally stole that from Ryan Davies