Friend: Why did you buy so many boxes of Girl Scout cookies?
Me: They're not all for me. Some are for [Friend], and some are for [Hot Waitress] since she asked me to get a box for her.
Friend: You actually bought her some?
Me: Of course. How else am I going to get her to love me?
Friend: You could try being witty and charming.
Friend: You're right. Better stick with the cookies.