Wednesday, March 10, 2010

This charming man, why pamper life's complexity?

Friend: Why did you buy so many boxes of Girl Scout cookies?

Me: They're not all for me. Some are for [Friend], and some are for [Hot Waitress] since she asked me to get a box for her.

Friend: You actually bought her some?

Me: Of course. How else am I going to get her to love me?

Friend: You could try being witty and charming.

Me: Pfffffft.

Friend: You're right. Better stick with the cookies.

14 comments:

Heff said...

Bribery will get you EVERYWHERE.

NK said...

I wish someone would buy me Girl Scout cookies. The ones with the carmel and coconut! Yeah.

Native Minnow said...

Heff, here's hoping ;-)

NK, those are the ones I bought! (Just not for you - sorry!)

Manuel said...

I'd love a guest if they brought me cookies...not you though...obviously

Boxer said...

buy her a case.

Kymical Reactions said...

at least you didn't say that you loved girl scouts. did you get the new kind with cranberries? to.die.for.

Lightning Strikes said...

Gotta stick with the Thin Mints I bought 2 boxes!! And yes I ate them all myself thanks...lol

vivalacrap said...

I dissent. The best ones are the new lemony ones.

Amber said...

you know that's a really good idea, you should at least be able to get a date out of it ;>

box of thin mints = love

Inklings said...
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Dee Ice Hole said...

The Inklings comment -- if not removed and I did try to remove it -- is from me.

Can't beat THIN MINTS.

BSH ADMIN said...

Um, why aren't you trying to win my love with girl scout cookies? I NEED SAMOAS TOO!

steph said...

love the smiths shout out.

2 Dollar Productions said...

First, I love the pay phone dude drawing. That's just classy.

And yeah, I think Girl Scout Cookies will only score you points - everyone likes them & the hot waittress will associate you with their goodness is you play yr. cards right.

Have a good weekend Minnow.