Last night I left my cell phone unattended for a few hours. When I checked it, I had four missed calls from my ex-wife, but no message. I called back to see what was going on, and Togers answered. He sounded very down.
Me: What's going on?
Him: Dad? Mom told me I had to call you about my grades. I got three Ds and two Fs.
Me: [About to launch into a profanity laced tirade]
Him: April Fool's!!!
I can't believe I fell for it.