On the first day of my summer class, I was going down the roster to see who was in attendance to find out if I had extra room for a few people who were trying to add. When I got to the 'M's, one student's last name was Montana.
Me (after calling out their name): Any relation to Hannah?
Student: No, but Joe is my uncle.
The most disturbing thing about this exchange was this: Why wasn't Joe Montana the first celebrity to pop into my mind?