Saturday, July 10, 2010

But you will not recognize how I might die inside unless I ride

One more post about California, then I'll move on. I swear.

When we were at the beach and saw dolphins, I joked to my friends that I was going to swim out there so I could ride one. Later, I said something about how I wanted to see a shark, so I could swim out there and ride it.

The next day we had just finished dinner and my friend asked what we wanted to do with the rest of the evening. She suggested we walk down to the Santa Monica pier.

I told her I thought that would be a good idea, and that maybe while we were there we could ride the ferris wheel.

She said, "You've been wanting to ride stuff since you got here. First it was the dolphins, then the sharks, then the waitress at breakfast, and now this."

I replied, "I am on vacation you know."


Bill From Gainesville said...

Look at how similar Dolphins and sharks look, yet Dolphins are nice and sharks might choose to eat you. Dolphins are basically just Gay sharks.

Heff said...

The waitress at breakfast, huh ? Yeah, it's good to create goals EARLY. said...

I believe that to be perfectly acceptable vacation behavior.

Boxer said...

what happens on vacation.... oh, forget it, you live in Vegas.