Tuesday, July 27, 2010

This is a match to a ball of lies

Today I am giving my students an exam. I told them that yesterday's lecture would not be covered on it, but that I'd put that material on the final instead. Not surprisingly, very few of them showed up to class yesterday so before I started lecturing I told the ones who were there to take out a sheet of paper, write their name on it, then hand it in to me and I'd give them some sort of extra credit for it.

When the last student handed me their paper I said to the class, "There. Now aren't you glad you decided to come to class today?"

My new favorite student called out, "We're glad we come to class every day."

Who says flattery gets you nowhere?

11 comments:

elbee said...

Was this new favorite student a girl? I hope you. You should give her even more extra credit.

elbee said...

er, *I hope it was

Amber said...

ooo bonus points! ;>

Heff said...

"Flattery" or Straight Out "B.S." ? lol !!!

Manuel said...

it's a dude....you just know it;s a dude....

Michele1L said...

Oh gag...it has to be a female.

Anonymous said...

Probably a fattie. We know how much you like fatties.

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repliderium.com said...

I think that comment is worthy of an automatic A

Native Minnow said...

It was a dude. Of course it was a dude.

mindy said...

:o) yay for brownnosers!