She came over the other night, and on a piece of scrap paper that was left out on the kitchen counter wrote: [Native Minnow] Where did you come from? Who do you think you are?
My sister-in-law and one of my nieces took it upon themselves to answer her questions.
Where did you come from? He is from outer space, and/or his mom's "no-no" zone.
Who do you think you are? [Nicknames] is a narcissist - he thinks he is king of the world. He is also a verb, as in "Why are you dancing all [Minnow-ey]?"
They left the paper out so the next night when the girl came over she saw them. She laughed, then wrote: Do tell me more.
"He loves 2 watch Elmo, Barney, and Dora. He is fond of trying to kill little girls by "dancing". He also lives with his brother . . . If it weren't 4 us u'd be dating a hobo."
"[Minnow] really likes fashion, pillow talk, and long walks on the beach. He is secretly rich, but chooses to live a pauper's lifestyle. He also lives a dual life 'in and out of the closet.'"
Somehow, this hasn't scared her off. Yet.