I'm out of town for the weekend. Again. Trying to do a lot of that these days I guess. The guy whose house I'm staying at is a great host.
Him: Can I get you anything? Do you want some tacos?
Me: No thanks. I already ate dinner on the way out.
Him: Well, do you want something to drink? A beer maybe?
Me: I'm good, but thank you.
Him: How about a Vietnamese prostitute?
Me: If you've got one, that'd be great!
He didn't really have one handy :(