Sunday, June 11, 2006

I need you tonight

One thing I miss about being married:

I have a huge zit in my ear that I can't see or reach. It's painful, yet there's nobody to take care of it for me.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Use a q-tip. Just apply the pressure.

Native Minnow said...

Good idea zit popper. A much better alternative than quickly getting remarried at one of the Vegas drive through wedding chapels.

Anonymous said...

Or you could use a Bobbi pin...and no you don't have to have a woman in the home to have one, just pick it up at your local store!

Native Minnow said...

I just used my keys. Isn't that manly?

PsychDoctor said...

I think bobby pins work better

ShootingStar said...

Oh and we wonder why the mystery and awe go out of our relationships..