A couple of nights ago I was having dinner with some friends, and one of them kept accidentally bumping my leg with her foot under the table. I told her if she was trying to get fresh all she had to do was ask.
Later I tried to pretend like I was trying to play footsies with her, except I couldn't reach her leg. Finally I looked under the table, and found out why. She had both of them propped up on a chair.
Me: "No wonder I can't find her feet, she's got her legs up, as usual."
Apparently girls don't like it when you say things that imply that they are sluts.
3 comments:
Unless you are a slut, and then you are glad someone noticed you and your efforts.
Are you speaking from experience?
Some girls like it with their legs up.
So I've heard, anyway.
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