Tonight I was watching t.v. when my roommate's son came into the room and started harrassing the dog (he kept grabbing the dog's back legs while it was trying to walk).
Me: Dude, quit trying to hump the dog.
Him: You're the one who likes beastiality.
Me: I do?
Him: Yeah.
Me: And why would that be?
Him: Because I saw you watching beastiality porn on the internet.
Me: Yeah, and I saw you IN IT.
I would feel bad about giving the kid so much crap, but believe me, he gives as much as he gets.
2 comments:
Did he really see you watching animal porn? That's low....
No he did not. He just wishes that he would have.
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