A girl I know texted me in response to yesterday's post:
Her: Define nice boobs.
Me: Nice and round and perky but not too big.
Her: And you wonder why you have trouble with the ladies.
Me: I don't wonder at all. I know I'm retarded. The answer to your question would have been 'yours' if I thought I had a legitimate chance.
Her: As long as you know that there might be hope.
Me: There's no hope for me. You know that.
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Seems to me, the way your post is written, she threw some bait out there for you.
You guys are funny.
Michelle, I'd normally think that too, except she's married.
hussy
just kidding, couldn't help it
She's not a hussy. If she were, I would have replied with 'yours.'
;-)
cute. its funny how guys only look at books. I only check credit scores.
Starlet...it's not really the credit score...it's the figure in the bank...
By books, do you mean boobs?
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