Wednesday, March 21, 2007

And if the devil would take her I'd thank him for his pain

I stopped to visit my parents for a couple of hours on the first day of my trip. It was nice to see them. I'm sure they were glad that I showed up without having eaten anything so I could take care of a bunch of the left-overs they had in the refrigerator. After all, what else are sons good for?

Sometime during my short visit, my dad offered the following gem:

My Dad: You know why they call it PMS don't you?

Me: Why?

My Dad: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

And you all wonder where I get it.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Figures....
He should go to bachelor-in-the-city and read that guys blogs about his Grandpa.
They are freaking hilarious.
They would have been best friends.

Anonymous said...

Har.

Anonymous said...

PMS is like a gigantic monster inside swarming around just waiting for someone to breathe wrong.
The scary part is you have no idea how much we hold back while having PMS...
Kinda like when you're boiling water and you can see the steam...
The steam is the PMS we can't hold back...but underneath the steam is the boiling pot...
Just so ya know....

Anonymous said...

you know you may consider NOT saying stuff like that since so many females read your blog and all. But actually I am not at all offended by this since apparently I am numb to being offended by stuff suddenly...

deputymomof6 said...

Hey, it can't be offense if it is true!! Plus, if you can't take a joke, then you have no place here!!

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