I'm tired today, and even though I don't feel like it, I have to teach starting in about an hour. Hopefully my attitude won't be reflected as I'm teaching:
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I can't imagine what kind of class you would be teaching if you had to talk about 'that' kind of sex, haha
This reminds me of something I read on Overheard At College:
"Today we’re going to start the chapter on evolution and natural selection, so if you’re a creationist…just stop being retarded for two seconds of your life and just try to deal with it."
"you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel"
Oh. dear. lord. That was THE funniest thing I've heard all week. I think my office mates are worried about me now after that hysterical bit of "awesome"
PS isn't this from the same episode where Mr. Garrison has sex with Richard Dawkins and tells him to "nail my mokey-hole" No wonder I didn't recognize this clip....after the way-too-disturbing monkey hole sex I kinda blocked out this entire episode...but I'm happy to remember the fish squirrel part!
This is from the same episode. The whole reason they brought Richards Dawkins on was to teach evolution because Mrs. Garrison was doing such a horrible job.
In other news, one of my students couldn't remember the term double fertilization for the life cycle of angiosperms so instead just wrote "monkey sex." I gave him half credit for making me laugh out loud. Subjective? Me? Never!
Uhhhh, people can get pregnant from anal sex if the sperm leaks down to the vagina. Many people get pregnant when using condoms, not because the condom broke, but because sperm leaked out the base and spilled onto the vaginal area. So, theoretically it is possible that we are the offspring of monkey butt sex. lol
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I can't imagine what kind of class you would be teaching if you had to talk about 'that' kind of sex, haha
Just teach the class, retard baby.
Doesn't he know that "butt sex" isn't how we procreate? LOL
This reminds me of something I read on Overheard At College:
"Today we’re going to start the chapter on evolution and natural selection, so if you’re a creationist…just stop being retarded for two seconds of your life and just try to deal with it."
From here.
"you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel"
Oh. dear. lord. That was THE funniest thing I've heard all week. I think my office mates are worried about me now after that hysterical bit of "awesome"
PS isn't this from the same episode where Mr. Garrison has sex with Richard Dawkins and tells him to "nail my mokey-hole" No wonder I didn't recognize this clip....after the way-too-disturbing monkey hole sex I kinda blocked out this entire episode...but I'm happy to remember the fish squirrel part!
This is from the same episode. The whole reason they brought Richards Dawkins on was to teach evolution because Mrs. Garrison was doing such a horrible job.
In other news, one of my students couldn't remember the term double fertilization for the life cycle of angiosperms so instead just wrote "monkey sex." I gave him half credit for making me laugh out loud. Subjective? Me? Never!
where am i I ...is this a class?
Uhhhh, people can get pregnant from anal sex if the sperm leaks down to the vagina. Many people get pregnant when using condoms, not because the condom broke, but because sperm leaked out the base and spilled onto the vaginal area. So, theoretically it is possible that we are the offspring of monkey butt sex. lol
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