Saturday, April 14, 2007

Box full of letters - 5

To the woman who just hit on me while I was filling my car with gas:

Why couldn't you have been attractive? Why???

Sincerely,
Native Minnow

7 comments:

Inklings said...

When you find out, tell me, because the only people who hit on me are inmates. Sex offenders and drug dealers :0)

Anonymous said...

I've never had any kind of accident concerning anybody attractive. It must just be the way it is.

Native Minnow said...

Kris, it wasn't an accident. I said she hit on me, not hit me. She just walked by me as I was placing the nozzle into the tank, stopped, looked me up and down hungrily and said "Damn it's hot."

Anonymous said...

You never know, she could have been a blossoming butterfly (just in the larvae stage).

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sorry. What was your response?

Native Minnow said...

Michelle, she was no blossoming butterfly, unless she was going to blossom in her 50's.

Kris, I just said, "It's getting there" and then went back to pumping my gas. She said something else, but I couldn't make it out (probably because I wasn't listening).

Anonymous said...

Hungrily huh??? at least she was able to feast her eyes if nothing else. :) PI