Last week we had our annual Valley of Fire campout. I'll spare you most of the details, but thought I'd give you the following examples of why the people I work with are hilarious.
Example 1
Guy 1: How long's it been since you last shaved?
Me: I don't know. Two or three days.
Guy 1: It looks like a pre-pubescent mustache on a kid.
Guy 2: He wishes!
Example 2
Guy 1: Look helicopters. I guess the strippers are finally here.
Me: I wish. Two helicopters full of strippers showing up would probably be the best thing that's ever happened in my life.
Guy 2: Yeah, it probably would.
Example 3
Or you get to hear exchanges such as this:
"I believe it."
"Yeah, but you're mormon. You'll believe anything."
Example 4
Or this:
I'm* gonna chili-whip your ass
*Happens to be one of the most 'proper' people I've ever met
2 comments:
Totally off-topic, but I had to share: Last night I had a nightmare (I consider it that since I was a little distressed) that I was stealing the My Little Ponies of some celebrity's daughter. Even in the dream, I was like "WTF? Why would I want to see whores right now?"
Minnow, you've messed me up for life. Thanks. j/k
Now I know that 'chili-whip' doesn't have anything to do with chili.
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