Thursday, May 24, 2007

Raise my glass 'cause either way I'm dead

Bartender: What can I get for you?

Me: Could I just get a cranberry juice?

Bartender: Sure, no problem.

Friend: Would you like some balls with that?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ouch.

:)

Anonymous said...

Good one! Sorry that it was at your expense though.

Native Minnow said...

At least he didn't break out the line from The Departed.

"It's a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she's on her period. You on your period?"

I'd have hated to have had to smash the glass across the side of his head.