Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Help yourself don't say a thing at all

Friend 1: I met these girls at the bus stop, and unlike girls here, they actually talked to people. In fact, I couldn't believe how nice everyone was there.

Friend 2: That's so not Vegas for you.

Friend 1: I always thought that people in Texas weren't very nice.

Me: No, they're generally nice, unless you're trespassing on their oil field. Then they just shoot you in the face.

Friend 2: With a shotgun.

Friend 1: I like getting shot in the face.

Friend 2 and Me (simultaneously): You do? Bwahahahahahaha.

Me: You know, we might be able to help you out with that.

1 comment:

Native Minnow said...

Tonight the same friend said something about getting squirted in the eye. I'm beginning to sense a theme.