Friend 1: Don't make me hurt you. It wouldn't be hard. I've seen you cry.
Friend 2: Really?
Me: Yeah, the other day at a Christmas party I was in enough pain that I had tears running down my cheeks.
Friend 2: Why?
Me: Well, I coughed after I choked on a piece of a chip . . .
Friend 1 (interrupting): Except it wasn't a chip, it was a penis.
10 comments:
Sick...Sick....SICK!!!
Honour demands that you challenge Friend 1 to a duel.
Friend.1) is comparing his penis to a chip. Nice!
Genius. I hadn't laughed that hard since the b-cup joke.
ketchup or mayo sir?
Do you REALLY have 3 children?
A chip shaped like a penis, more like.
Or maybe it was a penis shaped like a chip?
Kris, I know. I would say I'm sorry, but I'm not. I thought it was funny. I've got the mind of a twelve year old.
Gorilla, given the state of my bad back, I'm pretty sure he could take me. Unless the duel involved me sitting outside his apartment with a sniper rifle.
Waitress, it's probably a little less crunchy than a chip. I'll have to ask him.
Silentkid, I'm glad you had a good time.
Manuel, ketchup. Definitely.
Boxer, yes I do (well, only two of them are biologically mine, but I'm still Dad to all three), but they never see this side of me. That's probably for the best.
Lauren, maybe it's both. Don't act like that didn't just blow your mind.
If you choke on the chip, but not the penis... does that mean that the chip is bigger than the penis? Just wondering.....
Is there something you want to share with us Fish boy?
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