Me: Yeah, that girl was crazy. Actually, all women are crazy. All men know that. Yet, for whatever reason, we keep trying to make ourselves believe otherwise.
Friend: I could go for some craziness right now.
Me: I could see about setting set you up with the crazy girl.
Friend: I don't mean that kind of crazy.
Me: Regardless, that's the kind you're gonna' get.
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I'm not f#@%ing crazy, you f#@%ing a$$hole. I'm going to kick you in the balls. Hard. I'm going to punch your ballbag faster than Hilary Swank punches the speedbag in Million Dollar Baby. Crazy is as crazy does, bitch.
I resemble that remark.
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