Tuesday, June 10, 2008

All hail the dirt bike, philosopher dirt bike

On the way back to the office after lunch, my friend asked if I minded taking him to the Hard Rock Casino to pick up some concert tickets at the box office. I obliged.

As we walked in, he looked at a guy in one of the shops and once we passed said, "That's Carey Hart."

I thought he was being sarcastic, and making fun of some random guy who was all tatted up, but as we continued walking he said, "No. That really was Carey Hart."

I looked back but couldn't see him. It would've been my first celebrity sighting in Vegas, not counting seeing celebrities in places where you're supposed to see them (i.e., seeing Jack Black or Eddie Vedder on stage at a concert, Dr. J. at a Team U.S.A. basketball game, etc.). I figured we wouldn't be long, and I could see him on the way back to the car.

As we neared the shop where he'd been, a group of people passed us going the other way. Among the group was a gorgeous blonde. After they passed I turned to my friend and said, "Did you see that? Those may have been the most perfect boobs I've ever seen."

He said, "That was Carey Hart."

"The guy she was with?"

"Yeah."

"I still didn't see him. I was too busy looking at her boobs."

So, I still haven't had a celebrity sighting. Oh well, at least I know my head is in the right place and I'm not looking at dudes when there are perfect breasts to be seen, even if the dudes are among the best in the world at what they do.

12 comments:

silentkid said...

I love boobs.

silentkid said...

Boobs are retarded.

silentkid said...

I love retarded.

Anonymous said...

Hey man, when you're as rich as I am you can pull some sweet pelt.

Anonymous said...

you need to watch more porn

mindy said...

i don't think i'd recognize most celebrities if they came up and kissed me. (Except a select few...) When I was in Italy, though, there was a guy there with his school group that looked exactly like Leonardo di Caprio. And we saw him all over the city. It was crazy.

Anonymous said...

I've been with girls that are hot enough to have people say, "What's she doing with that guy." But I've never been with a girl that is hot enough to have people say, "What guy? She was with a guy?"

AnoMALIE said...

So that's why he left Pink (I think he's the one that was married to her...)!

Karen said...

I was disappointed that Pink and Carey split up. I thought they made a great couple and she's great. I've seen her interviewed several times over here on one of our talk shows and she's a scream and very down to earth.

I'm pleased to see you still have your priorities straight but I am surprised you have yet to see a celeb. I thought Vegas was crawling with them.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Perfect boobs or Cary Hart? You made the right choice. The biggest celeb sighting I ever saw in Vegas was Jay Mohr - nothing to write home about.

Native Minnow said...

Silentkid, you love retards boobs? Isn't that against the law?

Carey Hart, sweet pelt indeed.

Anonymous, these breasts were perfect, and real, therefore unlike any you'd see in a porn.

Mindy, there are a lot of celebs I wouldn't recognize either. Although, I've been told that Carey Hart doesn't really count as a celebrity anyway.

Leprechaun, same here.

Anomalie, well, according to my friend, this girl probably wasn't with him, just walking beside him down the hall. It's not like they were holding hands or anything. I'd hate to start any rumors ;-)

Gypsy, I didn't even know they'd divorced until my friend told me that after we passed him. Shows how much I know.

$2, I know I made the right choice. I was worried about my friend, but he assured me he was able to take in everything. I'm sure if I was hanging out at The Hard Rock or The Palms every weekend I'd see a lot more, but that's not exactly my kind of scene. It gets old after, oh, I don't know, five seconds.

PsychDoctor said...

If you were the best DNA sequencer in the world could you score some hot babes???