Sunday, October 05, 2008

Purple toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around

Ex-Wife: [Mr M], did you cut your hair?

Mr M: No.

Ex-Wife (pointing): Then why is your hair shorter right here?

Mr M: Maybe I was walking when it was windy, and something sharp blew across it.

Ex-Wife: Or maybe you cut it.

Mr M: You don't have any evidence for that.

8 comments:

Karen said...

Gee the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?

girl with no name said...

LOL! I sense a future scientist at work. Or a lawyer.

~Kris said...

Well...no evidence, no crime.

Heff said...

Geez. My communications with the Ex are mostly "F.u. !!" "Yeah, Well F.U.2 ! "

PsychDoctor said...

He will be a scientist...a detective...or a criminal. :)

deputymomof6 said...

LOL, makes me proud!!

mindy said...

ha ha ha!!! That kid is too much!

Lightning Strikes said...

That seriously cracks me up! I love Mr. M!!