Ex-Wife: [Mr M], did you cut your hair?
Mr M: No.
Ex-Wife (pointing): Then why is your hair shorter right here?
Mr M: Maybe I was walking when it was windy, and something sharp blew across it.
Ex-Wife: Or maybe you cut it.
Mr M: You don't have any evidence for that.
8 comments:
Gee the apple doesn't fall far from the tree does it?
LOL! I sense a future scientist at work. Or a lawyer.
Well...no evidence, no crime.
Geez. My communications with the Ex are mostly "F.u. !!" "Yeah, Well F.U.2 ! "
He will be a scientist...a detective...or a criminal. :)
LOL, makes me proud!!
ha ha ha!!! That kid is too much!
That seriously cracks me up! I love Mr. M!!
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