Friend: How was your blind date*?
Me: You talking about last night? It was quite awkward.
Friend: Yeah, you looked horrified.
Me: Really? I thought I hid it.
Friend: You looked like someone threw a baby in the fire.
Me: I talked to her mostly because I felt obligated, but I shouldn't've**.
*It wasn't really a blind date. Rather, someone brought a girl along to a gathering in the desert*** because he wanted me to meet her, but I had no prior knowledge of that happening.
**Felt obligated that is.
***It was another good old fashioned book burning on the dry lake bed, except this time we only burned one textbook.
5 comments:
Wow, if I ever have another blind date, I am TOTALLY taking him to a book burning in the desert. I'll never be single again!
Vegas Troll Poll today! Glad you included the "book burning" footnote. I had Pagan Ritual in my head prior.
The good thing about being married is that no-one feels obliged to set you up on a blind date. Isn't it funny how they always forget to mention said blind date to the intended victim? Did she enjoy the book burning ritual?
I thought college students weren't allowed to use contractions. I'm pretty sure you meant SHOULD NOT HAVE. That right there, my friend, is the difference between a 100 and a 99.5% I know that shit from experience.
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