Thursday, November 20, 2008

Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light?

I was talking with a couple of guys I work with, and we came up with a new system that married men can use to rank women. I've taken the liberty to assign each level a letter grade.

In reverse order
Level F: Women you won't sleep with under any circumstances.

Level D: Women you might have slept with in your bachelor days if you were drunk enough.

Level C: Women you would sleep with if you weren't married.

Level B: Women you would sleep with even though you are married.

Level A: Women you would sleep with even though you are married, and your wife wouldn't get mad.

Obviously Level A women are the true cream of the crop.


Heff said...

Level A - "and your wife wouldn't get mad." ?

Reclassify that one as simply "unobtainable". The wife will ALWAYS get mad.

Native Minnow said...

Heff, all the more reason to not go out and get a wife.

Anonymous said...

Heff's right. You are delusional if you think there would ever be a Level A. Ever heard the expression "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Trust me you never want to know what that's like.

Manuel said...

a true renaissance man.....

Valid Questions said...

What would the women your wife would sleep with be?

What about the women your wife would sleep with and let you watch?

What about the women that would have a threesome?

Native Minnow said...

Manuel, takes one to know one.

Romany Angel, I already know what that's like.

Valid Questions, A+, A++, A+++. In that order

Native Minnow said...

Wait, I might need to think about the additional ranking system a little more. The A+++ would have to be women that are approved, not just any woman that was willing. Otherwise we'd be dealing with chicks like CSI hat girl (or pleather/red bra girl, whichever you guys prefer to remember her by).

deputymomof6 said...

The men I work with have the a class that it the VERY top of the list. Supposing the woman was at level A, the step up is that they would be able to even ignore a penis if they would happen to find one. I have only seen one girl in this class.... and she was in GA. I am sure the wife would still get mad, but she would understand.... RIGHT!!!