Thursday, November 06, 2008

Hey ladies in the place I'm callin' out to ya

I was recently contacted by a girl I used to have a crush on. She's been living in southern California for a few years, but said that she'd recently moved to Vegas and wanted to have dinner sometime so we could catch up. A few days later I mentioned it to one of my friends.

Friend: So are you going to have dinner with her?

Me: I don't know. Probably not. But if I do, it won't be like that.

Friend: What do you mean?

Me: Well, I used to have a thing for her, but not anymore. Although, back then I had the impression that she liked me too. She kept trying to get me to take her out to dinner, it just never happened.

Friend: You are the weirdest person when it comes to girls. If a girl even looks at me I assume she's interested. If she's asking me to dinner, she's definitely interested. Instead, I can picture you saying, "This girl just showed me her boobs. I think she might like me, but I don't know."

Me: You make a good point.


So ladies, if you're reading this, I promise that from now on if you show me your boobs, I'll assume it's because you like me.

12 comments:

Kris said...

She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!

(what movie)

Native Minnow said...

Water Boy

(too easy)

Romany Angel said...

Duly noted.

A.B. said...

I loved Water Boy.

deputymomof6 said...

That is a good assumption.... or she is trying to get into a sorority. Either way, you get to see some boobs so it doesn't even matter!!

Bill From Gainesville said...

I assume ALL women like me and then am constantly in a state of disconnect when in actuality, only a very select few really do.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Take her somewhere classy to dinner & then see if she'll show you her boobs at the table.

Amber said...

OR she is trying to win beads at mardi gras OR she needs you to check her boobs for lumps

silentkid said...

Boobs are rad.

Lindsay-Weaver said...

But please don't assume that those nursing mothers are hitting on you. ;)

Anonymous said...

Is this post fishing for more flashing?

Ginger said...

This is just another reason I crazy love you!