I was recently contacted by a girl I used to have a crush on. She's been living in southern California for a few years, but said that she'd recently moved to Vegas and wanted to have dinner sometime so we could catch up. A few days later I mentioned it to one of my friends.
Friend: So are you going to have dinner with her?
Me: I don't know. Probably not. But if I do, it won't be like that.
Friend: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I used to have a thing for her, but not anymore. Although, back then I had the impression that she liked me too. She kept trying to get me to take her out to dinner, it just never happened.
Friend: You are the weirdest person when it comes to girls. If a girl even looks at me I assume she's interested. If she's asking me to dinner, she's definitely interested. Instead, I can picture you saying, "This girl just showed me her boobs. I think she might like me, but I don't know."
Me: You make a good point.
So ladies, if you're reading this, I promise that from now on if you show me your boobs, I'll assume it's because you like me.