Mr M: I love you Dad.
Me: I love you too, Kiddo.
Mr M: Do you love nachos too?
Me: I do love nachos.
Mr M: Which do you love more, me, or nachos?
Me: Uh, I'm going to have to go with nachos.
Mr M: I love you infinity more than nachos.
Me: That's sweet, but for me it's the reverse. I love nachos infinitely more than I love you.