Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ain't nobody gonna give nobody what they really need anyway

Me: You know, I'm not saying that [Girl]'s not a special lady. I'm just saying you have to be careful that you're not setting the bar too high this Christmas by giving her that much.

Friend: I'm just trying to be a good boyfriend. You know, [Minnow], you gotta keep the bitches happy.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's so good to hear that you boys have this whole thing all figured out. The females of Vegas are clearly in good hands.

Anonymous said...

Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.

Heff said...

You guys are BOTH right. Try and find a happy medium. KY Jelly, for example.

steph said...

you DO have to keep the bitches happy so they'll keep YOU happy.

not that the way to do that is through fancy gifts, though.