Post Office Clerk: How far away is [Town Where My Parents Live]?
Me: Oh, about four hours.
Post Office Clerk: Four hours? Why are you even sending these gifts? Just drive them up there. That way you get to see your family too.
Me: That's what I should do, but I just don't think it's going to happen this year.
Post Office Clerk: Why not?
Me: A number of reasons. Time contraints. Money. Also, my daughter doesn't want to leave because her boyfriend is coming to town for a visit and she feels like she needs to see him while he's here.
Post Office Clerk: Man, you don't look old enough to have a daughter with a boyfriend.
Me: I'm not.
1 comment:
bwahahahahahahahahahah.
you're right, you're not.
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