My Brother: I have to run to the store real quick. Come with me.
Me: Ok. Let me grab my sweatshirt.
17 Year Old Niece: Hey! Where are you going?
Me: I'm going with your dad.
Niece: Can I come?
Me: No. We're doing some male bonding.
Niece: I don't know what that's supposed to mean.
Me: Alright. I shouldn't tell you this, but your dad and I are going to get a Thai hooker.
Niece: Good luck finding one of those. This is Utah, not Vegas.
Me: They're around. You just need to know where to look.