Monday, December 01, 2008

Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man

My Brother: I have to run to the store real quick. Come with me.

Me: Ok. Let me grab my sweatshirt.

17 Year Old Niece: Hey! Where are you going?

Me: I'm going with your dad.

Niece: Can I come?

Me: No. We're doing some male bonding.

Niece: I don't know what that's supposed to mean.

Me: Alright. I shouldn't tell you this, but your dad and I are going to get a Thai hooker.

Niece: Good luck finding one of those. This is Utah, not Vegas.

Me: They're around. You just need to know where to look.


Manuel said...

how are you allowed near people never mind kids........legend

deputymomof6 said...

I know where to look, but you guys didn't ask me... so you must already know!! LOL, what a great example!!!

Anonymous said...

You won't be happy til you've corrupted every young mind in your family will you? You do crack me up though :)

A.B. said...

I'd be more worried about her response than yours... but then again, you are related.

Heff said...

Your Niece seems rather educated on where to find what.