Cashier*: You look like you've got a face that's on TV.
Me: Is that so?
Cashier: Yeah. Have you ever been on TV?
Cashier: Are you sure? Not even in a commercial.
Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never been on TV.
Cashier: That's weird because I swear I've seen you before.
Me: Maybe you're confusing me with who everyone says I look like.
Cashier: Who do people say you look like?
Me: Bill Clinton.
Cashier: Who's that?
Me: Our former president.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the people of Las Vegas, Nevada.
*This actually happened a month or so ago, but apparently I never got around to blogging about it. Until now.