Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Just a face in the crowd

Cashier*: You look like you've got a face that's on TV.

Me: Is that so?

Cashier: Yeah. Have you ever been on TV?

Me: No.

Cashier: Are you sure? Not even in a commercial.

Me: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've never been on TV.

Cashier: That's weird because I swear I've seen you before.

Me: Maybe you're confusing me with who everyone says I look like.

Cashier: Who do people say you look like?

Me: Bill Clinton.

Cashier: Who's that?

Me: Our former president.

Cashier: Oh.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the people of Las Vegas, Nevada.

*This actually happened a month or so ago, but apparently I never got around to blogging about it. Until now.


Manuel said...

awesome.....just awesome......

Heff said...

It must just be something about the West. So those people on Jay Leno's "Jay-Walking" really ARE idiots, huh ?

steph said...

oh my god.


Nene said...


TROLL said...

I'm assuming you've used the resemblance to Slick Willie to try to score a Lewinski.

Amber said...

seriously???!! I hope they had just moved here from a foreign country that doesn't have media coverage!!

Anonymous said...

Good grief even I know who Bill is and I live at the arse end of the world. I'm speechless!