Friend: I finally got the rest of my home theater set up. I bought some towers to go in front, so I moved those other speakers behind.
Me: That's cool. So now you and your cat can cuddle up and watch a movie together for Valentine's Day.
Friend: Oh, we already celebrated.
Me: Yeah?
Friend: Yeah. I packed my butthole with peanut butter and made my cat lick it out.
Can you believe that? Peanut butter? I mean, doesn't he even care if his cat gets Salmonella?
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Man, when I read the title I did NOT think it was going where it ended up (pun intended). Besides, that peanut butter joke is usually in the context of dogs, but hey, why discriminate among animals?
I'm going to NOT make a Pussy joke.
Please tell me that was a joke....please.
What an asshole. Someone please, THINK ABOUT THE CATS!!
quality....
I didn't make my cat lick it out. She just loves peanut butter. Don't judge me until you've experienced the raspy tongue.
wow, the barrage of imagery that accompanied that post....i don't ever want to experience that again...
oh my, that does sound romantic! I packed my butthole full of risotto and ate it out myself. It took quite a lot of flexibility, and yoga stretching, but it was TOTALLY worth it.
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