Friend 1: It's like my house.
Me: With invalids sitting around everywhere.
Friend 2: Moaning and wheezing.
Me: Popping prescriptions pills all day.
Friend 2: And doing crack. With an eight ball in both ears.
Me: And one in the butt crack.
Friends 1 and 2: . . .
Me: What? They call it the dirty eight ball.
Friend 1: I can't believe you'd say that.
Me: I can't believe you'd do that.