Friend 1: It's like my house.
Me: With invalids sitting around everywhere.
Friend 2: Moaning and wheezing.
Me: Popping prescriptions pills all day.
Friend 2: And doing crack. With an eight ball in both ears.
Me: And one in the butt crack.
Friends 1 and 2: . . .
Me: What? They call it the dirty eight ball.
Friend 1: I can't believe you'd say that.
Me: I can't believe you'd do that.
5 comments:
I'd believe you could do that....
I hope you made that up on the spot, and it doesn't actually exist. But, it seems possible . . .
I did make it up on the spot. And it shouldn't have been a surprise at all. However, did you hear about the guy they recently caught in Miami? He had a broken leg, and his cast was made out of compressed cocaine. Talk about original ways to try to smuggle something through an airport.
I'm never surprised.
You have alluringly strange friends.
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