Tuesday, March 10, 2009

A bunch of large sized baggies with big white rocks inside

Friend 1: It's like my house.

Me: With invalids sitting around everywhere.

Friend 2: Moaning and wheezing.

Me: Popping prescriptions pills all day.

Friend 2: And doing crack. With an eight ball in both ears.

Me: And one in the butt crack.

Friends 1 and 2: . . .

Me: What? They call it the dirty eight ball.

Friend 1: I can't believe you'd say that.

Me: I can't believe you'd do that.

6 comments:

Manuel said...

I'd believe you could do that....

2 Dollar Productions said...

I hope you made that up on the spot, and it doesn't actually exist. But, it seems possible . . .

Native Minnow said...

I did make it up on the spot. And it shouldn't have been a surprise at all. However, did you hear about the guy they recently caught in Miami? He had a broken leg, and his cast was made out of compressed cocaine. Talk about original ways to try to smuggle something through an airport.

Boxer said...

I'm never surprised.

silentkid said...

Genius.

repliderium.com said...

You have alluringly strange friends.