Walking back from the research symposium today:
Me: Why are there cheerleaders all over campus?
Labmate: They're in high school, which means they're illegal.
Me: I didn't mean it in a "hey baby" sort of way. I'm just wondering. Why do you think that everything I say is pervy and creepy?
Labmate: That's because everything you say is pervy and creepy.
Me: That's beside the point.