Saturday, March 28, 2009

A cheerleading chick

Walking back from the research symposium today:

Me: Why are there cheerleaders all over campus?

Labmate: They're in high school, which means they're illegal.

Me: I didn't mean it in a "hey baby" sort of way. I'm just wondering. Why do you think that everything I say is pervy and creepy?

Labmate: That's because everything you say is pervy and creepy.

Me: That's beside the point.

7 comments:

repliderium.com said...

It's nice how well your peers know you, creepy/pervy man.

PsychDoctor said...

A poison title might have been appropriate here. You can look but you can't touch

Native Minnow said...

Yeah, I should turn to the old rock more often. Even better would've been "She's only seventeen".

Manuel said...

you're stereotyped man......there's no escape now.....

Boxer said...

I was walking through the airport with Mr. Boxer and his brother... they passed four cheerleaders and I KNEW exactly what they were thinking, so I walked up and said "Gentlemen, just give it up, they're 16". My new name for the rest of the trip?

Buzz Kill.

Oh yeah.

2 Dollar Productions said...

There's just no way to talk about cheerleaders without seeming pervy & creepy, so we might as well accept it. Now, I need to go rent 'Bring it On.'

Shannon said...

The other day I googled "Dirty Old Man" and I believe Nativeminnow was at the top of the list.