Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Add another belt notch to the hundreds for the heartache assassin

Togers got his heart broken for the first time. My ex called me last night to see if I'd talk to him about it. I did, but as I was talking to him it occurred to me that me giving him girl advice would be similar to Larry the Cable Guy being science adviser to the White House.

This morning I asked if he was feeling any better. He said he was. When he got out of the car I told him the one thing about girls that I do know for sure: "Chicks are crazy, man. Don't ever forget that."

10 comments:

repliderium.com said...

In all honesty, that's the best and most helpful knowledge that a boy can receive.

Boxer said...

I actually think that was the best thing you could say to him.

Inklings said...

It's guys that make them crazy, though, just so you know.

Lightning Strikes said...

True story Inklings nailed it....although some chicks are just plain messed up....not quite sure how that happens. Poor Togers though. It's a life lesson!

2 Dollar Productions said...

Sounds reasonable to me. A little time & distance is good too.

Scarlet said...

HA! I have told my 14yo the very same!

Cradle to grave, we women ride the hormonal roller coaster from hell.
As with any good roller coaster, it has Super highs, dangerous falls, wicked curves and enough loops to make you wanna throw up.

Ask most women and they will tell you, WE don't even "get" our own kind!

Sorry Toggers.

steph said...

poor guy.

we're not crazy, you all are.

Anonymous said...

bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks

BSH ADMIN said...

My boyfriend just told me that his friend recently said to him: "Man, I want to have what you have. You know, [bsh], man, she's like CRAZY! I mean like REALLY CRAZY"

But he was saying it in a nice way (APPARENTLY) and like it was a good thing.

Anonymous said...

are the lyrics from electoral college?